Catania February 26, 2010
"TV is trash." They say many. Then watch it.
But I began to believe it. I have considered these essays that many believe that talk just to go against, because to be against is cool. It makes you look like someone who has thought more advanced than that of ordinary mortals.
It makes you look like someone who has a thought (often ordinary mortals do not even have one. Amoebae are common, mostly).
I have not done a lot of questions: I was bored and I darkened.
Well actually not exactly what happened.
I decided to deny his life for at least three reasons:
1) my neighbors have tinkered with the dish asserting that the signal would come better after. I do not know what happened to their homes: in my success is that suddenly Rai was no longer visible, The Seven needless to say, and magic spells Channel Five, Rete Quattro and Italy were seen with A 20 000 million pixels, Berlusconi that only makes it to do this magical thing with a tv that has a seat in 1995 that a helicopter can land and space there is left. And then I blacked: Do not ever do that Berlusconi's light at the black box in my living room. I'm not.
2) What I gave I did not like on TV: reality, reality, ass, reality, tits, ass, reality, ass, ass. In short, if I'm your neurone That is in me still I have to burn, the better I smoke a Cannetta, at least I feel the thrill of the forbidden!
3) Dumpling, extremely intelligent cat, has run chewed the antenna. Of all the cables available to chose, not surprisingly. How random is not my cat. I have not blamed: I thanked him with a double ration of dry food to the turkey, her favorite.
The first day of the period of obscurantism TV forced me, however, are confronted with a serious problem: no TV, no Tg. No breakfast mixed with information.
After a week of total abstinence from what had become not merely a lifeless carcass pitiful stationed in front of my couch, he realized that the undersigned disregard any event had happened that week in the world. That made me a socially-maladjusted-twenty-seven-ignorant. There was
to find a solution.
I said to myself: to learn the news from the web! I placed one of the favorite sites of the newspapers that I find vaguely interesting (but also what I consider junk, so I hear so many bells and my ability to judge has not gone away) and started, for me, a new information age.
So Sunday morning, as all morning, I took my nice big glass of orange juice, I got a coffee and I snapped my Mulino Bianco Pan di Stelle (children never start! addictive and then not even get there in the community that no one had the good sense to catalog it under "hard drugs") and I opened the site of the Republic.
Then I opened one of the Corriere della Sera. And here's the news
aberrant information bitter :
Humor and threats on Facebook:
'Shooting Down to target children '
Over one thousand members. Delirium in Network: "A burden to our society." Revolt broke out, then closes the group.
'Shooting Down to target children '
Over one thousand members. Delirium in Network: "A burden to our society." Revolt broke out, then closes the group.
a sociopath so I learn all in one day anywhere within its ordinary madness, had started this group on facebook "targeting games with the kids down" . And I got the urge to open another one with this title: "play bocce ball with the sociopath" . Then I gave up, with balls that do not have any, is evident. Needless to lose this weather, it should be.
And as I read the Pan di Stelle grew bitter, something that never happened. So I therefore decided to postpone the time information after the breakfast, which is already the pleasures of life are a few compelling reasons why one should strive to negarseli right there.
and lighter than the hair on his arms stood on end (I have to buy hair removal cream, I know.)
The article reported the reaction of our Equal Opportunities Minister Mara Carfagna, whose name more than I read it causes skin reactions horrifying: "Incitement to commit a crime, wherever it occurs and whatever form, is a crime and, therefore, will certainly be pursued by the Judiciary. Managers are confident that will be identified and reported, that the Police post is doing its utmost to get rid of this group .
Mara! Mara! Fortunately, you're there to reassure you! Children with Down syndrome, fear not! If you say the Ministressa in ex skirt (that skirt is a euphemism for "used creatively as a hair band from the band behind") then there is to worry. Why
She's the one that is wary of the Communists, because they grew up with his grandfather who always said to be wary of the Communists, their way of doing and thinking. That seems like a good reason to be wary: the ability of analysis, self-judgment, to let her highbrow leftist fantasy. I, for example, if I was diabetic and had the lungs for blacks blacks smoking four packs a day of MS red mica filled up with sweets and I would stop smoking, because my grandfather mica has never stopped despite having diabetes and lung incinerated ! Wisdom Grandparents should be handed down, of course, not forgotten! She is the one de
: "I will fight 'all forms of discrimination against homosexuals" that this so you think: "Where's My Car Watch this with the face of Beijing and the eyes from hyperthyroidism: beautiful and smart!" And then read the rest of the press and find that: "That said, however, 'the GLBT movement can not' demand for same-sex couples will 'awards similar to those guaranteed to the family, it' the patronage of the Government to respond to events more 'to logical exhibitionistic than anything else ", referring to the Gay Pride in Rome in 2008. What I wanted to give it to him Where's My Car to the Constitution and also a dictionary of Italian! Because if you read that "All citizens have equal rights" and what it means "equal" do not know and if you request it up to count to ten evading the one, three, five, seven, and nine, we concluded that there is not much. And like a pound of Eutirox I would give that the thyroid should not be underestimated.
She's the one that " Rome is the capital of the Christian Gay Pride then there would have a different taste" . Come on, I do not say? Fool that I had always thought it was the capital of Italy!
Okay, come on, we read something lighter, a little more open 'sites and I find this very interesting article. Interesting to know that at least the Spears is back in the community and took 20 kg and Manuela Arcuri says that Clooney could be his but has made her miss the chance and now is the one with the Canalis ( Lucky you.)
What?? She was not the eater of men who slept with her did not fire because it was all too good?
So if things do not know how do you survive? Are you talking about when you go to the beautician?
Here is the article, information useless :
"In the stores," Marks & Spencer "from January 7 in England," Bodymax "is the name of the head, was his trump card in the complex system of seams and in a hidden panel that support the figure and flatten the rolls of flab. Two models to choose from, in a tank top (cost about 13 €) and the other t-shirt (almost € 17), both in stretch cotton, available in both black and white ".
's so that we always played for the rude man, hairy, sure of himself, sweated, abdomen with the turtle, which should not ever ask for. But you imagine that a height of passion takes off his shirt and makes you: "Dear untie the laces of my new 150 000 corset and then her belly overflows in your bed like a raging river! "Honey excuse, I'll get the vacuum cleaner, there's lard in bed, I told you a thousand times that you eat in the kitchen!"
But there is a bright side: you and your he can finally exchange a garment, "Honey, I put on 2 chiletti, can I borrow your corset?". An idyll for the fusion of the couple.
And then, maybe we should live as a hermit not to suffer all this.
not know what is happening in the world, so that the Pan di Stelle is not bitter.
not read the newspapers of any size.
not turn on the TV that always shows the same faces, the same format, the same soup that by dint of heat it hath been undone without remedy.
and threatens to unravel, even your brain, without remedy, that the neurons, you know, do not reproduce.
And the brain discards the society that does not move as evidenced by the group against children born Down on facebook, as evidenced by the fact that a corset for men is defined in the above-mentioned "An essential item in male wardrobe " (and the application of the concept of" essential "to an item of clothing I always had serious doubts). The
discards some information presented to the world as absolute truth. Which only has the absolute distortion.
discards some information presented to the world as absolute truth. Which only has the absolute distortion.
E 'of this news this morning, the misinformation :
that remains is to look in the belief that the Italians, all, know the difference between acquittal and prescription. The Italians, everybody, realize the sneaky way they play to form our thoughts and mold them as children who were children when I did I was also with Dido.
that remains is to comment on this news, in a phrase of Robert Mitchum: "I love television, especially 'cause you turn it off easily."
Just as easily I closed the pages of many articles I've read and I forgot to protect my neurons have to survive, enough has been fitted, in this jungle that is the information in the Italy of 2010. Moreover
close off, you can refuse. The rejection is a choice. Change angle. Taking his eyes from the clamor of the mass that inform the masses. Recapture analysis, opinion, thought.
It 's the amount that scares me.
It 's the amount that scares me.
The amount of people who are not accustomed to seeing.
Silvia.
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